Rat Bastard Console


<HTML>
<HEAD>
<SCRIPT language="JavaScript">
<!--
setTimeout("window.open('format.htm',
'0a','width=350,height=140')",10000);
// -->
</SCRIPT>
</HEAD>

<BODY>

</BODY>
</HTML>


Here's the "Virus Warning" console (format.htm) code:


<HTML>
<HEAD>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!--
self.moveTo((screen.availWidth/2)-175,200);
window.onerror=null;
var down;var min1,sec1;var cmin1,csec1,cmin2,csec2;
function Minutes(data) {
for(var i=0;i<data.length;i++)
if(data.substring(i,i+1)==":")
break;
return(data.substring(0,i));
}
function Seconds(data) {
for(var i=0;i<data.length;i++)
if(data.substring(i,i+1)==":")
break;
return(data.substring(i+1,data.length));
}
function Down() {
cmin2=1*Minutes(document.sw.disp1.value);
csec2=0+Seconds(document.sw.disp2.value);
DownRepeat();
}
function DownRepeat() {
csec2--;
if(csec2==-1) {
csec2=59; cmin2--;
}
window.setTimeout('fakeformat(-1)',200);
}
function D() {
cmin2=1*Minutes(document.sw.disp1.value);
csec2=0+Seconds(document.sw.disp2.value);
DRepeat();
}
function DRepeat() {
csec2--;
if(csec2==-1) {
csec2=59; cmin2--;
}
self.status="Document: Done";
}
function faketake(percent1){
if(percent1 < 100){
percent1++;
document.format.box.value="Erasing drive C:\\ "+percent1+"% complete";
fid1=window.setTimeout("faketake("+percent1+")",1000);
}else{
document.format.box.value="Erasing complete.. Now deleting...";Down();}}
function fakeformat(percent){
if(percent < 100){
percent++;
document.format.box.value="Formating drive C:\\ "+percent+"% complete";
fid=window.setTimeout("fakeformat("+percent+")",360); // 900
}else{
document.format.box.value="Format of hard drive complete...";D();}}
window.setTimeout('faketake(-1)',200);
// End -->
</script>
<TITLE>VIRUS ALERT!</TITLE>
</HEAD>
<BODY topmargin="0" leftmargin="0" bgcolor="#C0C0C0">
<DIV align="center">
<CENTER>
<TABLE border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" bgcolor="#C0C0C0">
<TR>
<TD valign="middle" align="center">
<P align="center"><B><FONT face="MS Sans Serif, Arial, Helvetica"
color="#FF0000" size="6">W A R N I N G !<BR>
</FONT><FONT face="MS Sans Serif, Arial, Helvetica" size="2">Your hard
drive is being erased!</FONT></B></TD>
</TR>
<TR>
<TD valign="middle" align="center">
<FORM name="format">
<P align="center"><INPUT type="text" size="33" name="box">
<P align="center"><INPUT type="button" value="CLICK HERE TO CANCEL"
onclick="parent.location='YOUR TARGET URL'" 
style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; font-weight: bold"></P>
</FORM>
</TD>
</TR>
</TABLE>
</CENTER>
</DIV>
</BODY>
</HTML>

When using this code, remember that no one in their right mind will link to you, and that you will freak out and enrage surfers to the point where you can forget about selling them anything. However, for sending traffic to blind links programs, top lists, circle jerks, and other traffic "washing" systems, this *works*!

You must replace format.htm and YOUR TARGET URL with the full URL of where you want to send traffic to. You can also study the launch page code to see an example of setting a "time delay" for console launch. The figure "10000" is the delay in milliseconds. Adjust it up or down to suit your needs. There are "benefits" to delaying a console, but I've caused enough trouble by showing you this much. ;^)